Dialogue from tomorrows game:
Cast:
Kyle Whittingham - head coach UofU
Gary Andersen - asst head coach/defensive coord.
Andy Ludwig - offensive coordinator, QBs
Quarter 4 Minute 5
Lavell Edwards Stadium
Andersen -
Why all our lines are broke.
Ludwig -
Oh perdurable shame! let's stab ourselves.
Be these the wretches we play'd in 2004?
Whittingham -
Shame and eternal shame. Nothing but shame!
Let us lose in honor: once more back again;
And he that will not follow Whittingham now,
Let him go hence, and with helmet in hand,
Like a good Ute go hold the locker room door
Andersen-
Disorder, that hath spoiled us, friend us now!
Let us on heaps go offer up the game
Whittingham-
The devil take us now! I'll to the locker room:
Let the game be short; else shame will be too long!
3 comments:
There may be "less" shame in expected defeat... I can tell you right now that there is still plenty of glory in an anticipated win!
I really do enjoy this game every year! :)
Nice job Don! Go Cougs--they are Welsh you know (which would make it Cougs am byth)!
I guess we'll be wearing leeks tomorrow!
DB
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